Mark Rober was trying to find a squirrel-proof bird feeder. Connie Smith from Southern Tier New York State on March 10, 2013: Peggy, I thoroughly enjoyed (and identified with) these squirrel stories! They can chew on wires and things, build nests, etc. I have been feeding the squirrels in a different part of the yard, hoping they would leave the bird feeders alone. It didn't cost us a dime. Did you continue to play that game afterwards? One little squirrel, way smaller than the others, grabbed that piece and tried to run up a tree. This spectacle provided a source of entertainment for each of the family members inside of the warm and cozy home who also enjoyed watching the squirrels close up antics on the other side of the glass window. It all started with all those old farts before me. It is the only thing that we did not try. Wow, wonder if they have squirrel flea collars? The problem was the light burned out after about a day and a half of operation. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on March 11, 2013: I love watching them like you do. Squirrels and birds are so fun to watch. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on April 26, 2018: That video at the end of my article is cute indeed! Seems I was destined to have animal adventures and surprises galore. They appear to be having so much fun! Supposedly squirrels do not like that. Wednesday, 25 November 2020 Share. I'll go take a look at yours now. Feb 22, 2018 - Explore Me's board "funny squirrel" on Pinterest. Fingerplay: “This Little Squirrel” This little squirrel said, “Let’s run and play!” This little squirrel said, “Let’s hunt nuts today!” This little squirrel said, “Yes, nuts are good.” Thanks! So we compromised! It had squeezed inside from a loose ceiling tile. Squirrels are indeed playful but I still can't get them to stop eating the bird food ! marijanareynders from Toodyay, Western Australia on March 07, 2010: Peggy W, how entertaining. Thanks for your comment. I have to stay vigilant digging up little oak trees from their burying of nuts in our garden beds that surround our home. We figured we could always more easily retrieve the bags later on after our problem was solved. We have many in our new neighborhood chasing each other around trees...constantly digging in our garden beds, etc. I know! When my mother was growing up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, my grandfather used to feed the squirrels on an outside windowsill of their home in the wintertime many years ago. katyzzz from Sydney, Australia on September 03, 2010: Loved every squirrel of it, a great hub and prophetic video and music. My squirrel story is not so pleasant so I won't ruin your hub with the particulars. I am glad that you did not let that person relocate the squirrel once caught in your house. LOL Thanks for reading and leaving your comment. My favorite photo of me and my dad in the 70s . I would keep my eye on it too. Act One: The Youth In Asia. I blame them. Thank you for this squirrel hub. We couldn't believe the mess we were experiencing and the animal friendly suggestions in how to rid ourselves of the squirrels...but we all survived and can now laugh about it. We found them probably weeks later. Such funny stories. Haha! One of them titled Super Hero is part of a popular meme well famous in the squirrel community, anyway. :). Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on June 05, 2010: I certainly can't disagree with you in-so-far as squirrels are definitely cute, clever and quick in actions. It was probably her that slipped in. In my country, squirrels look quite different from their foreign counterparts- Indian squirrels are sort of caramel-coloured with long double darkish-brown lines on their backs and have not-so-bushy tails that lie, touching the ground. Ha! Hope that you and your neighbors can stand it. Thanks for sharing! I am like all of them, a little bit of each and that's important. Play LOUD rock music in the attic. Thanks! Linda J. Galarza from Schaumburg on March 29, 2014: Haha funny stores here! "This particular squirrel was doing its best to take my best bra from the airer. The animal catcher caught the squirrel very quickly. Knightheart from MIssouri, USA on May 28, 2011: Oh my, squirrels and bird feeders. Ha! Squirrel Jokes and Puns. 10 When You Give A Squirrel A Cookie. Here is where we put our foot down. I felt so sorry for her because she was so afraid. If I have to wear my fingers to nubs typing, I might as well blog so I can put photos in. C E Clark from North Texas on January 20, 2016: Love these stories. Next thing we knew, the little squirrel and the toast were blended in a whirling blur on the ground. Here you will find my life's true, funny stories from two continents, some of my steamy love poems and one post of my art. Yes...feeding squirrels by hand can be dangerous as Upan19 above just shared. So we gave up on the strobe light idea. Thanks! This is a modern-day schoolgirl story involving the theft of jewellery and the clever action of a landlady. I liked your stories about squirrels. Thanks for sharing these cute mental images! Glad that it brought some laughter into your life. Squirrel Cop. We can see them daily at our house with all of the large surrounding trees. Funny story written by Jaggedone. I had written one about how fat the squirrels get in Wisconsin in winter and how my dog comes closer and closer to getting a bite on one in my nov 20 quick hit hub but it hasn't rec'd a very good score. Ha! We had squirrels in our attic (no I'm not referring to our being insane, although that may be a possibility) and they chewed through our telephone line. Funny Squirrel Video of Walter on Guard Three attacked as squirrel goes nuts Amazing Pictures of a Heroic Squirrel Rescue Sponsored Links ∇ Funny Squirrel Video of Walter on Guard 1) Walter the squirrel on the lookout 2) Squirrel on the attack 3) Walter on the war path 4) Squirrel on top Funny Squirrel Video … Funny Squirrel Pictures Read More » Maggie Griess from Ontario, Canada on November 28, 2012: Well, when I had my squirrels, I had no cat or dog, so #1 wasn't possible...I wonder what the neighbors would have thought with strobe lights or loud music coming from an empty house...lol. I meant it when I said that we literally see squirrels everywhere around here. Sep10 (This is based on a true story as told to me by Esmeralda at our MAV (mature athlete version) boot camp. It was late September 1966. When I was growing up in my village home, I had a hobby to get them in my cage as many as possible. Allow Nutty, the Squirrel, to explain the concept of offshore companies with a story. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 21, 2010: Yes, the true stories about squirrels and other things for that matter are often the funniest. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 20, 2010: Squirrels chewing on screen doors trying to get into the house...wow!...sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock's rodent version of "The Birds." Ha! Thanks for sharing your squirrel story. When we moved to our new home, we never remembered the bags filled with "goodies" in the attic until after the fact. Oh by the way, I loved the squirrel in "Mission Impossible" so funny! He always wanted to sleep, then eat, again sleeps and then eat again. Perhaps. :)). Opening so many windows to offer more escape routes for the squirrel must have let much of that frigid air inside the house. Instead, he found that squirrels are born for physical theatrics in his obstacle course. When a pet dies, to what degree can it be replaced by another? Squirrels always look so cute and innocent but...... Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 07, 2011: Yeah my son says he has been going in the neighbors tree, A larger tree and I think that is a great sign, although my son don't like that, But it's like I told him maybe we can see about getting him a genie pig and he cheered up at that thought. Those bright little eyes and swishing tails make for a high action figure, and those alert creatures are swift in their reactions to stimuli of any kind. I screamed loudly in surprise. While it might have driven the squirrels crazy, it would surely have done that to us. thanks for writing on squirrel. Undoubtedly his litter mates and family were happy to be reunited with him or her once let outdoors again. I hope the new owner doesn't discover it someday, thinking it is a great treasure. I love it when they relax head down on a tree and then stretch and yawn; one front leg goes out straight and then the other. As it turned out, LIVING there was to be my biggest one. With the heat, they would probably no longer be recognizable in any case as it has now been years since we tossed them into place. They are often times heard in the wee hours of the morning scurryng about. :-). LOL. It could be PETA related. Another true story happened to my husband and me not many years ago. Every day we can see squirrels racing after one another going round and round the tree trunks. That little black kitten really is exercising restraint, bless his heart. "Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.". Like you, we have exceeded our normal rain stats for the entire year also. I can not wait to read more about the squirrels… Haven't seen any fleas on him yet, it would be kind of easy to tell too since my son decided to give him a hair cut, lol! "A squirrel. Animals absolutely have feelings! Earl the Squirrel by Don Freeman I told husband to call animal control and they showed up fairly quick. You have so many "treasures" here! Voted up, funny, and sharing. The electrical cords draped down from the attic and plugged into our guest bathroom to operate the strobe light did not offer the most beautiful of visions. Thanks for your comment. Bonnie, thanks so much for sharing this funny story of your hubby’s battle with wily Pearl. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on December 07, 2011: Yes...aren't we thoughtful! Thanks for the comment. Catching it or shooing it outside must have also been fun! Hopefully it will not be too much longer! Yes I need to get some pics especially when he is sleeping on his back with his feet in the air that is the cutest. I read it was illegal to hold a squirrel for more than 48 hours too late though, gawd I don't wanna go to jail for giving a darn, what back @sswards world we live in. Looking forward to many more of your entertaining animal stories. Every day we see them chasing each other around the trees in our yard and our neighbor's yards, drinking out of our birdbath, etc. I took a break to let our dog Skippy outside while reading your latest sizzling hot sensuous chocolate dessert hub (smile) and there were 3 squirrels playing in the redbud tree in our backyard. This is a Tale about a tail—a tail that belonged to a little red squirrel, and his name was Nutkin. I didn't even know that there was such a thing as phone line insurance. If you try playing the rock and roll music it has to be played LOUD to be effective. :)). However, my granny asked the strong watchman and the brave cook to catch them one by one in a big bag(we closed the room where the large number of squirrels dominated this room) and took them out to a far away place and set all of them free. I had hoped my website would have been live a long time ago but the person helping me has had some health problems. Screwball: Screwball Squirrel is an animated character from the 1940s and is known for being weird and wacky. Not sure how long they were inside but they did try tirelessly by chewing around the wooden window frames. cute, thats cool that a cat took in three bay squirrels as her own babies. Tha. once one of them bit my finger and it started bleeding yet I'm carrying that mark on my finger. Grey squirrel, grey squirrel Swish your busy tail! We then had our friendly painter put up some screening where our neighbor told us he had seen squirrels entering and exiting an air vent area. Thank u for Sharing. Only MY heart! We are much the same. I live in Houston, and I have worked as a nurse. Life is a Road, the Soul is a Motorcycle went on sale March 5, 2003 and is available at Amazon.com, IUniverse.com or your favorite on-line bookseller. This is a very funny story, it is not one I would normally choose for a creative literacy session because the story and humour is … We had one squirrel that would stand against the patio door and bang on it when the available food got too low. They also leap up and drink water from our birdbath. So it was not the greatest of tests. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on January 08, 2012: I imagine your latest chocolate dessert hub is going to get LOTS of attention! How did he become a pet? He is so lovable more than cats I have known actually. Thanks for reading these short stories and leaving a comment. :). The cat faces one is new to me and funny that you left it there - oops :) The strobe light gives me visions of disco dancing squirrels - like the gophers in Caddyshack :). How did you eventually get it out? Winnie is Clever. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on November 29, 2012: I enjoyed your squirrel story also! Nuts in the furniture...funny! Luckily my wife had that phone line insurance that we had never used in 20 years. sukhera143 from Home on October 19, 2009: Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on October 16, 2009: Sorry that your little squirrels did not find their way out. Glad that you liked these funny squirrel stories. Not always easy...but worth it. went on sale April 12, 2004 and is available at Amazon.com, iUniverse.com , or your favorite bookseller including Barnes and Noble. I write about my hilarious life, on two continents, through the 50's, 60's up to now. They are awfully scared of people and if you approach them even quite far, they run off at their fastest! On my Instagram account, I post a squirrel a day and try to come up with an uplifting title, mostly just a quote from a song, but occasionally I come up with a funny title and when I do, I'm prouder of that than any of the pics. Will have to look for yours now! Thanks for your comment. It seems the true stories are always better than anything anyone could concoct. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on March 08, 2010: Yes...we are all about trying to live harmoniously with the squirrels as well as other wild animals. But avery funny squirrel. Landing in Scotland from the States seemed an exciting adventure. It is never good to leave food out in the open. Sharing them again. (Thanks, Bri!) Squirrel Girl is basically a Silver Age character in the modern age, and that makes her a fish out of water in a lot of ways. squirrel moose animals supernatural dean castiel sam funny winchester deanwinchester samwinchester cat theweepingmonk nimue forest spn hanjisung adventure straykids han 804 Stories Sort by: Hot I didn't want her taken away, just out of our house, so the catcher turned her loose away from the door, but back in our yard. He had the opportunity to take of in to the forest any time, but he never did until one day, when a pretty little squirrel came to visit, and a few days later they both disappeared into the forest. Very true such a device will be something you can feed generations for - sadly nothing ahs worked so far! For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church. Like I have told people before,  I didn't get crazy all by myself. Nice that you get to exercise in a pretty park. Quite a story too, but had a happy squirrel ending. The City of Milwaukee rests on Lake Michigan banks, one of the Great Lakes, and they would get substantial amounts of snow (called "lake effect") in the wintertime.Many people would routinely take care of the birds furnishing them with seeds in feeders, hanging suet in the trees, etc., but my grandfather also thought about the cute little squirrels. Here in Florida they really do not suffer from a lack of food year round. She likes fighting crime. It made me laugh just thinking about it. :) I enjoyed your stories! The squirrel's hiding place was known, but it wasn't possible to get to it, and we didn't want to force it deeper into the house. If I knew a bird was there unconscious on the patio, I would go out and scoop it up and lay it on the roof of one of our vehicles where it could 'wake up' more safely. Meet you in her yard in 5 minutes!!!' Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on April 09, 2014: Glad you enjoyed these rather humorous stories. He is still on the smallish side so maybe why he's not wandering too much yet, I need to do some research. We are even descended from Charlemagne the Emperor of the West. As soon as I disembarked, I needed to pee! They are very smart too and figure out so many ways around our clever contraptions to keep the from food. My world did NOT begin with me. These jokes about squirrels are nice and clean yet silly enough to suit all humors. You won't believe what happened to me!! Funny squirrel stories....? Laugh as I tell you how Fate meted out a surprise for my annoying Mom one day. You may not think so, but animals communicate and they all knew how I let the squirrel loose, and how on other times I would carefully scoop up unconscious birds that would fly into our patio door and knock themselves out and then lye in danger of being gotten by the neighbor's cat on the patio. This is … Subhas from New Delhi, India on July 17, 2013: Hi Peggy! I had been on a plane for 16 straight hours. They normally woke up and flew away in less than 5 minutes. The cat could still get up on top of the car, but it would be a little more work than when the bird was lying on the ground. That must have taken quite some effort to catch them all! Thanks for the comment. Nutella: Nuts are a common part of squirrels’ diets. But insanity tends to run in those kind of families. I hope you enjoyed these couple of short and funny and true squirrel stories. Other Possible Books. Do I see a hub coming? Hello Peggy : ) Well my sons friend brought him over then my son hid him on the front porch - real lucky I found him I mean it was hot on that porch and he was weak just barely old enough to eat. i love Squirrels :). Did it work? His name was Dale. Great stories - a squirrel in the house would be a nightmare! Voted up and BAUI, sharing with followers. More insulation had to be reinstalled in the wall as the squirrels had pretty much shredded it and packed it down for their excellent and cozy protected nesting site. Being the bottomless pits that they are, squirrels continue to find their way around all my baffles and deterrents despite my best efforts. HaHaHa. See more ideas about squirrel, funny animals, funny. We normally get about 36 inches a year and so far this year we have received 43 inches. Ideally wild animals should be returned to the wild if at all possible. Nice story! I laughed out loud at the thought of your goody bags full of cat crap strewn about the attic. Gail Sobotkin from South Carolina on November 12, 2010: These squirrel stories were sweet, wonderful and funny! Three days later, the squirrels were back. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 24, 2011: They are clever and acrobatic little creatures. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on January 22, 2016: Thanks for sharing this cute story again. You're getting around- you beautiful soul! Just hope they stay outside where they belong this time. FlourishAnyway from USA on July 16, 2013: I love this hub! I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. Thanks for the visit and comment. Occasionally one type of animal fosters another that is out of the norm. Our squirrels were spoiled badly, but they were so entertaining to watch, and one of them was always under foot when I went out to refill feeders and change the water. Haha! We kiss him and he is so adorable sociable loves contact- But I am trying to really get him to be outdoors much more as he is a squirrel but I do fear he is too tamed maybe I can't know yet. It was just a short pleasant drive or was it? Had he been injured or abandoned? Soon you will see why. I of course have to wonder how true the story is but non the less it is funny. In most cases, they inhabitated the land areas before humans encroached upon their natural habitats. I've "hooked" you up to mine. And they could be quite a nuisance. Thanks for your comment. Comical little dudes, aren't they?! The Busy Little Squirrel written and illus. Squirrels moved out because they thought you all were nuts, haha. Carole Anzolletti from Connecticut, USA on September 23, 2011: I absolutely LOVE squirrels, and the kind heart of your grandfather to create such a way for them to feed in the cold wintertime :) Wonderful hub! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 05, 2011: It sounds as though you have the makings for a good hub of your own about your pet squirrel. I am in such awe of the acrobatics I can't bear to chase it away! The squirrels utilized this nicely provided route above the snowy ground to come and feast on the banquet supplied by my amused grandfather. And hopefully, the smell would make the squirrels think that there were cats up there? Scadey squirrell is afraid of everything so he doesn’t do anything until one day something unexpected happens to challenge his beliefs. Squirrel Spider Joke. Will be eager to know if the music drives them out. If you’re looking for a funny name for a squirrel, here are three worth considering. Thanks for the comment. View all. Hope your new year is going well thus far. The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. That picture you mentioned would really be cute. Share a clip; The first day on the job inevitably means mistakes, mishaps, and sometimes... fiascos. It all began at the Prestwick Airport and continued on the trip to Dunoon in County Argyll. They seem to have their own method. We surely have a good many of them in our area. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week . Ol' Mama Squirrel is a force to be reckoned with as she scolds any creature who threatens her babies with a "Chook chook chook!" Probably wasn't QUITE that bad. Will have to check out that Ray Stevens video. I was taking the trash out (I live in an apt, and we have a dumptser) and there was a neighbor getting into her car. You definitely sound like a kind hearted person and animal lover. I can imagine that they did lots of damage besides chewing on the window frames. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 03, 2011: Haha! The Funniest Squirrel Story You Ever Heard. He used to sit on my shoulder and nibble on my earlobe. Your story is really funny. The 'Mighty Flying Red Baron Squirrel Squadron' show no mercy to a marauding wild boar family! Strobe lights are not that easy to find, by the way! Haha! Cute as squirrels can be, we would rather keep them outside of our houses and attics. The beautiful Holy Loch in Scotland - no "Nessie" here. This story is fun to read aloud, and funny for the listeners - and Mama Squirrel's plan for outsmarting a bear will especially please preschoolers. We found the nest, but not the squirrels, so we knew that they still had to be in the attic. As we cleaned the cat litter, we filled a couple of small paper bags with their feces and tossed them into the corners of the attic where we suspected the squirrels might have entered. Vote up. Now back to chocolate...hmmmm..... :)). He sounds really cute and those pictures would be fun to see. They had a strange rectangular flattish cage on the end of a long poll for catching the squirrel. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on May 09, 2018: You must have had similar experiences with squirrels. All the birds would be sitting in the trees overhead watching this and they knew I was watching over the injured bird. The children loved this book! Don A. Hoglund from Wisconsin Rapids on May 20, 2010: I remeber when I was a kid in Northeast Minneapolis there was, for reasons I don't know, an overpopulation of squirrels.Once when we were eating lunch the squirrel actually started chewing on the screen door. C E Clark from North Texas on July 03, 2015: I used to feed the squirrels along with the birds back when I lived in a house and could do that. There are a great many tasks one can perform online, but for some reason the combination of squirrels and poorly shot video keeps coming up over and over. Slowly, the bread started peeling the squirrel off the tree. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on September 03, 2010: Glad you enjoyed these squirrel stories. Thanks for directing me here! Thanks for the comment. by Nancy Tafuri (T) To get the toddlers more into the story I asked them to help me identify each of the animals and make their animal noise. I pleaded to my lack of experience in squirrel psychology and waited to hear how the story of the funny squirrel continued. This happened a LOT! Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on June 04, 2010: Glad that you liked these short and funny squirrel stories of ours. Hopefully no more of their bushy tailed cousins will be able to follow their tracks. At first,seeing it hiding under a bed, she thought of 'monster', unnamed. While waiting for him to arrive, I went to the toilet (loo) in the airport. The things one learns on HubPages! :)). Nice to know that you enjoy your cute squirrels in Florida at the buffet which you furnish. Big deal. I have the same exact problem with the squirrels at my house. So finally that problem was solved! Frenetic activity ensued as everyone inside tried to chase the squirrel back outside amidst squeals of laughter and orders continually changing as to how best to accomplish that daunting task. Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on January 09, 2012: Not fun to have squirrels in one's attic. That is not the case, however. Very cute stories. Welcome to MELINDA the INTREPID!! Naturally, we could have called a pest control company and hired them to do the job. Perhaps your boys can help with ideas and make it a family project. I may do my "squirrel dance" on your buttons! He is packing nuts in the crevices of the furniture sometimes now too, just too darn funny. I know...some laws are really crazy! A true story, told by a former rookie cop. I put the boxes in the dumpster, and then a surprising thud hit my chest hard. Enjoyed your little stories. The cage could be opened and closed through a mechanism on the end of the poll opposite the cage. By Martin Gleeson Peggy Woods (author) from Houston, Texas on July 20, 2011: Yes...squirrels are cute as long as they stay outside where they belong. I know! A little about my feisty forebearers and a crazy true story about my parents and a fruitcake. Susan Hazelton from Sunny Florida on March 24, 2011: Peggy, there is nothing cuter than watching the squirrels eat. Unfortunately two little squirrels came in through an open chimney hatch and couldn't get out of our vacation home. Voted WAY UP!!! Categories: Funny Romance Urban Fantasy. Spring will soon be here, and on chilly days like this I look forward to it. Glad you were able to solve your squirrel problem. Funny hub Peggy W! She swears by it and says her birds LOVE it and the Squirrels…not so much. I never got to see my friend again. We ended up having him paint the entire room after the sheetrock repair. Undoubtedly the new owner will never go crawling around in the attic and find the bags of "goodies" left behind. :). Lesson To Children In Church The Squirrel Is Jesus. My sons have asked me to write my "funny family stories." :). Dec 12, 2015 - Explore Bee T's board "Funny Squirrels " on Pinterest. What a cute story regarding the squirrel that you rescued and helped heal. Hope that all of yours stay outside where they belong! Tag Archive | funny squirrel story Esmeralda, Manny and the squirrel: a tale of a terrifying threesome. 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